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I wrote a book….

i have been waiting for this.. a long time….

Procrastination. Right this one is about the thing we all love, the gate to the heaven of free enjoyable time, the only noble thing to do before climbing mount work, the thing that we even love more than the internet.

MORE THAN THE INTERNET?? o__O?? Let us face the truth. We all do it and we will not be ashamed for our good right of pracrastination. no. i won’t. you won’t. We will be climbing mount work eventually but only eventually. We simply don’t need to. We are the people, we give every day the change to be our greatest and we live in liberty on the pursuit of happiness. and what is happiness? Freedom is. Our freedom to enjoy the time until dark lord Doom comes around hitting us with a paper to write or some other cruel instrument of torture.

So some super sweet little angel gave us the gift of procrastination. The gift of madness to push every work into the last possible coerner and let happiness happen. And we will fucking use it bitch! ^^

I have some more procrastinaion magic to use.. for all the needs of free time.. soo….

smile.

She is not only a cosmic girl but also a great girlfriend.. yeah that’s right.. i’m talking about the internet..

She took the midnight train.. wait no that one kid of exist allready.. how about pop it let’s go.. no we know that too.. hmm.. ok now i think i got something…. She put up a sparkling little flower in the sky called satelite.. the she lifted herself up and spread all around the world trying to give us love, fun and awesomness.. no that’s not lucy in the sky with diamonds.. it’s is mademoiselle internet.. and let me tell you.. i am fucking in love with her..

So let’s talk about the internet.. i mean it’s llready ironically sweet to write this on the internet and that is where my point is at.. the internet is better than a piece of chocolate well ok where not talking about the ones with golden tickets in it but better than chocolate.. it is even better than a glass of good scotch.. and i tell you the fucking reason for it..

the internet is one of those girlfirends that reads any wish of your lips.. no joke just type yours in at google and i am pretty sure you ar going to find something.. also the internet gives us information, corparations, airing stations, dramatizations, sensations, elevation, speculations, relaxation, globalization, repesentation, personification, californication, connection and a whole new nation of an eternity of awesome opportunities.. but most importantly there is the fact that the internet is awesome and fights for the awesome side in this cosmic war.. of course there are parts of it on the dark side but i bet the awesome side wins!!

i am serious.. the internet is cosmically awesome.. and i’d like to have a girlfriend like her.. ^^ i mean the only one i like to be more with her than me.. is mademoisell tv.. why?.. well because if the tv and the internet would get kids.. i would wanna adopt one of those babies so bad.. so high five world thanks for creating this wonderfully beautiful lady that we all love..

go out there and give the world a big fat smile.

school.. work.. why?

^^ helloee.. for now i basically just have been talking about alot stuff that is awesome.. but what is up with the stuff that is not awesome.. what is up with stuff that wants to make your life hell everyday.. what is the thing that awesomeness fights against.. ^^.. well here’s one for example..

school. work. take whatever applies to you. and whatever you take with it comes some stuff that the devil invented.. or at least he could have.. ^^ so because i am still in school i will just talk about some stuff that wants to screw with my everyday morning..

so let’s see what is bad about school.. hmm what about those freaking bad teacher that triy to ease you in any possible way; way outside the normal understanding of a somewhat normally understandable person some teacher try to give. us. hell. and sometimes we let them win.. i mean imagine your monday morning you are enthusiastic to see all your friends again and suddenly someone tries to tell you that you are in burning bloody hell and you are not gonna get out of it.. they actually say stuff like your homework for today is…. or goodmorning kids but that is not what they actually mean.. mean is what they are and what they actually think of.. they want you to burn.. ^^ at least till the next friday…. 

but what is with the teachers that are awesome..? good question buddy.. ^^ well for that i have to back out a bit..

since the beginning of time there was a battle between awesome and evil.. and it has been going on since forever.. ^^ so that is what is up with the teachers.. just imagine your bad teachers to be some grossly ugly monsters and your awesome teachers as knights that fight them.. and here we are t the question school.. work.. why?.. i tell you why.. because the battle between awesome and evil always goes on.. and we have to fight in in too.. we will decide what wins and what loses.. so leets keep up that awesomness.. and let’s keep up fighting the evil.. and let us be glorious till the day we die.. ^^ fight back and give them what they deserve.. we can win ;PP

smile and be happy!

awesomeness

Sooo.. you guys.. i havent talkto youin a while..how are you.. oh.. yeah i am fabulously fantastic, too..

well lets talk about the real stuff here.. i will tell you what awesome means.. and imma make it simple

so awesome is awesome in the way of being the state of the maximun of good.. well this isnt simple.. let me break it down..

the first step of awesome is a thing.. yeah i know: a thing really?.. yes a thing really.. a thing representing in this case.. something happening.. someone being something.. or just something..

the next step is bringing this something into the state of good.. ^^ well you usually dont needto bring it there actually you can just let it happen to be awesome.. what imsaying is awesomeness is usually not to be created but to be found..

..and this brings me to the last step: finding the maximun in the thing in its state.. ^^ so this is basically the magic.. it is the part were earth and sky combine to create the fabulously fantastic.. to find the golden ticket in a willy wonka chocolate bar.. and this is just not describeable.. this is what makes awesome things awesome.. and you just gotta feel it.. ^^ you know like feelign love..

so one might say that this language explaination might be enough to describe awesome.. but c’mon we are talking about awesome right here so now.. i’ll give you some example of awesome stuff that happens..

awesome is..

.. if you make a deal to go out every friday and pull of the craziest stuff.. every friday..

.. if you eat an year old mushroom lying in rum and hold a speech before you do.

.. if you wake up someone imitating dinosaurs..

.. getting a wake up call from dinosaurs..

.. if you have your own spirit week at a random time in the year.. including homecoming..

..if you go out during the week and drink absinth..

..if you surprise your friends let’s say in america and visit them over christmas..

.. pokémon..

.. nostalgie..

.. music..

.. barney stinson..

.. Mom..

.. MoM (Marshmallow of Madness)..

.. purple..

.. art..

.. and alot more..

but most important is.. awesome is us. we are awesome.

smile.